Remember when Netflix was just a DVD mail-order service that let you pretend you were going to watch foreign films but actually just re-watched The Office for the ninth time?
Those days are dead and buried.
Then, in May 2018, Barack and Michelle Obama signed their multi-year, nine-figure production deal with Netflix through Higher Ground Productions. Susan Rice — yes, the same Susan Rice who lied about Benghazi and sat on Obama’s National Security Council — was conveniently placed on Netflix’s board.
Eighteen months later, Netflix dropped Cuties, a film that sexualized eleven-year-old girls so blatantly that even the New York Times had to admit the promotional artwork looked like child porn. Netflix defended it as “social commentary,” kept it up, and told outraged parents to get lost.
Fast-forward to 2025 and Elon Musk is openly calling Netflix a child-grooming operation because they’re pumping trans characters and gender ideology into preschool shows. Mass cancellations followed. Netflix’s response? Double down and keep the content coming.
And now, on December 5, 2025, Netflix officially announced they are acquiring Warner Bros. Discovery for $82.7 billion — the biggest media consolidation in American history.
That’s right. The same company that brought you twerking preteens and cartoon non-binary propaganda just bought Batman, Superman, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Looney Tunes, Scooby-Doo, Game of Thrones, Friends, The Matrix, and every other piece of childhood nostalgia still breathing.
The Obamas, who already released 17 Higher Ground titles obsessed with BLM, climate panic, “fatherhood,” and trans ideology, are about to get the master keys to the largest library of children’s IP on earth.
Picture the 2026 slate:
- Matrix reboot where Zion mandates pronoun circles and Morpheus lectures recruits on algorithmic privilege inside simulation
- Batman refuses to fight crime until he atones for his colonialist cape
- New Looney Tunes shorts where Bugs Bunny transitions and Pepé Le Pew is sent to gulag for toxic masculinity
- Scooby-Doo and the gang solve the Mystery of Why Biological Sex Is a Social Construct
- Lord of the Rings but Sauron is misunderstood and the real villain is heteronormativity
They won’t even pretend to be subtle. They’ll do it with that smug, sanctimonious Obama-narrated voice while Michelle cashes the checks and Susan Rice makes sure no one inside the company objects.
This isn’t a merger.
This is the final stage of the cultural coup. The same political machine that weaponized the FBI, DOJ, and IRS against parents and political enemies just purchased a direct IV line into your child’s brain. They will memory-hole the originals, “update” the classics, and make certain the next generation grows up believing boys can be girls, America is irredeemably evil, and anyone who disagrees is a bigot who deserves to be canceled.
Antitrust laws were literally invented for this moment, yet nothing is being done about it currently and it seems that the merger is already done.
Cancellations are already spiking again. Good. Make them bleed subscribers until the deal dies.
Because if this goes through, your kids won’t just watch Netflix – Netflix will raise them. And Barack and Michelle Obama will be the parents.
The next time Netflix slaps a rainbow filter on the Warner Bros. logo and calls it “progress,” remember: that’s not pride.
That’s the victory flag being planted on the smoldering ruins of your childhood.
